April Sedai's Pretty Average, No Pressure, Personal Website

Wow, I'm finally changing the top of my page. About time. First, the story of how this page came into being: Once upon a time I had a homepage, but I coudn't come up with anything to put on it, and I was such a perfectionist about broken links and spelling and stuff the page ended up actually being a source of stress. I got sick and tired of that, so when I was faced with the prospect of having to start over after a tragic accident involving my disk and salt, I just gave up. I said good-bye to the prospect of having a webpage, and walked away. Now, a few months later, I'm back. But there is a large difference between this page and the last page... This time around, I'm not taking it seriously. No Pressure means I don't have to care that this page is just like a million others or that the mouseover on the email has this wierd black splotch thing happening.

Second, the stuff I've got here:

I've also got some other stuff I haven't got a bandwidth eating icon for. I've got: The No Pressure Lunchtime Poll,A Decision Over Cake, a short story I wrote,A great Chemistry/Hell Joke, and The Communist Christmas Song(Me and Matt got bored in U.S. Goverment one day. Well, we do that everyday. But this particular time he was feeling musical or something.).

I am very into a series of books called the Wheel of Time, by Robert Jordan. Here is some stuff related to it:

This stuff is also Wheel of Time related: Geckomount, a parody by Marissa Hoftiezer which you should read, and the ultimate paranoid conspiracy theory, The Tor Glue Theory.

My ICQ UIN is 13564861 and I'm
This thing doesn't work right all the time, though, so don't freak if something seems wrong.

Fortune City has a fair amount of odd cgi stuff, and I don't see why I can't have it all. You care what time it is in London, don't you?

Special thanks to Pyte and Whoochie in the authoring of this page.